I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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