Sry I called you an 8
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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