that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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