she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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