There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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