Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
We got so high we made milksteak
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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