You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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