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the new term for farting is butt boxing.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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