I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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