She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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