My vagina just recognized that song.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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