The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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