...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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