Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
wat bout pragnant strippers??
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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