Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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