Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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