My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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