Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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