you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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