I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
