Can i not drive my cunt home
now i know why i became what i already was.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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