Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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