i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Randomize
