So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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