i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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