Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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