i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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