i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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