I think I died a long time ago.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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