Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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