what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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