She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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