whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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