problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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