your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Randomize
