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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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