I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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