Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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