Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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