WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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