what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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