I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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