nut hugger
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
