I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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