i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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