Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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He passed out mid-signature
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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