I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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