Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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