just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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