He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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