I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
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I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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