i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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