when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
where am i from again
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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