What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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