You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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