"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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