Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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