My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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